Best tour ive ever had, from the moment I stepped off the plane I felt as though I was treated like a VIP, my tuk tuk driver knew where all the best romeo tango joints were, i still smile while I rub ointment over my chaffed genitals, I also really enjoyed the night life, it was great to meet all the friendly locals, I even met the love of my life over there, the only downside was that her balls were bigger than mine. I'd love to go again, but its probably better to do a longer tour, 7 hours on a plane with a sore asshole wasn't pleasant, but the memories will last a lifetime...
Customer
Best holiday ever